internetexplorers:

rookieanimeartist:

internetexplorers:

[rich white dad voice] golf

what… the fuck

[RICH WHITE DAD VOICE] GOLF

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pizzaforpresident:

heytinafey:

fun fact i once made a fake reese witherspoon twitter 4 shits and denise richards messaged me a couple times asking me if i was the real deal/telling me stories about her pet pig

this is my favorite post of all time

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

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scatterbrainedhypatia:

enochianwarbirds:

oversized hoodies

you think they’re clothes

but they’re actually wearable hugs

AND MAKESHIFT BLANKETS THAT YOU CAN TUCK YOUR KNEES INTO.

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siopold:

one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason

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balkhy:

*asks santa for a good url*

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